THE GRAMMYS: CBS Warns Artists About Side Boob & Butt Cracks

 
Following an f-bomb during the live Super Bowl broadcast, CBS cannot afford to risk another obscene moment at the Grammy Awards. The network’s legal department drafted a harshly worded memo detailing inappropriate attire. CBS declares side boob, female genitalia, and butt crack “unacceptable for broadcast.”

Here’s the laundry list of body parts CBS has warned Grammy performers and presenters to keep completely covered: “Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.”

The Angles:

  • Recent offenders have been Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Pink, and Toni Braxton (pictured).
  • There's nothing about guys going shirtless while performing? Crotch-grabbing still allowed?
  • The broadcast is run on a delay so that offensive and foul language can be edited out.
  • Grammy attire is relatively tame as compared to what people wear to the MTV award shows.

POST OFFICE: Ending Saturday Mail 

Come August, you won't have to check your mailbox on Saturdays -- the United States Postal Service is stopping Saturday delivery.

According to a congressional source, the Post Office is making the move to save up to $2 billion a year. However, it will still deliver packages. The USPS lost $16 billion in 2012.